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Drug Jokes - Marijuana Jokes. By Jon Cranny on July 28th 2017 at 1000 AM.

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They each jumped in a potato bag to try and hide.

. I need to inspect your farm for illegally growing drugs I said Okay but dont go into that field over there The Homeland Security Officer verbally exploded saying -. How do you know your a pothead. A collection of funny jokes about marijuana to share with your friends or other potheads.

A collection of funny jokes about marijuana to share with your friends or other potheads. How do you know your a pothead. This joke may contain profanity.

Do you own a weed-eater Yeah Then logically speaking because you own a weed-eater I think that you would have a yard Thats true I do have a yard Im not done the dean says. The best 100 weed puns Stay high-drated Keep off the grass Just doob it What do you call a stoner with two joints. Marijuana Jokes and Funny Stuff --- Homeland Insecurity A Homeland Security Officer stopped at our farm yesterday stating.

We want to help out. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. There are none because theyre all in HIGH school.

Theres a growing trend of older Americans who are using marijuana in their retirement. A few jokes - A little 420 Pot humor perhaps. See more ideas about funny weed smoking weed.

Marijuana Jokes A stoner calls the fire department and says Please hurry. Marijuana Jokes Meth Jokes Molly Jokes. You studied five days for a urine test.

What do you call a pothead that doesnt inhale. If I cant marry a dude Ill Mary Jane. From silly weed puns.

Potato Head Three stoners rob a 7-11. No officer its Hi How are you What do you call a pothead with two spliffs. Many of the cannabis cocaine jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny but some can be offensive.

People under the influence of marijuana often find humor in many things that they normally wouldnt. How do you know you are a true stoner. Below we have collected some of the best stoner jokes found on the internet.

A group of stoner farmers wanted to come up with their own variation of grass fed beef So they fed cows weed and then sold the beef. Ecstasy Jokes Heroin Jokes LSD Jokes. Double-jointed Youve got high expectations Im high on pot Weed go well together Joint family What do you call a field of weed.

What do you get when you eat marijuana. The cops catch up and kicked the first potato bag. At Jokes Up Cannabis Shop Buy exotic weed we have made it our mission to provide customers with high-quality services and high-quality weed and vape carts at affordable prices.

Currently only Colorado residents can purchase marijuana in the state. What did the stoners girlfriend say. How high are you Pothead.

10 cannabis jokes that will have you in stitches. That makes sense because old people are always talking about their joints Jimmy Fallon In November Colorado voted to legalize the recreational use of marijuana. What are your favorite weed jokes.

Acid Jokes Cocaine Jokes Crack Jokes. Because pot holder was taken. A cop pulls over a car.

What do you call a fly on marijuana. What do you call one bowl between three tokers. My house is on fire The fireman says How do we get there The stoner replies DUH.

We even included a few YouTube videos of comedians telling their best weed jokes find your favorite and share it with your friends. Mary Janea weed by any other name would smell asum pungent. He walks up to the car the driver lowers his window and a cloud of weed smoke pours out.

He was Instantly Disappointed. Aug 10 2021 - Explore Melissas board Funny weed jokes followed by 5789 people on Pinterest. Why is the roach clip called a roach clip.

You know you can go to jail for weed Wait jail sells weed Did you hear about the stoners that robbed the dispensary. Marijuana has intoxicating effects and may be habit-forming. What do you call it when a roach ash burns your shirt.

Grab some Cheetos and your best three-foot bong What. So he bought Instant Pot on the Internet. Share them with us down in the comments.

When your bong gets washed more than your dishes. The cops started to chase them. What do you call a stoner spilling his weed on the floor.

This is the ultimate list as we have collected the best of the best cannabis jokes. 1 High School Where are all the potheads in elementary school. Marijuana Jokes Back to.

Smoking is hazardous to your health. You studied five days for a urine test How do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree. A smoker wanted weed on the go.

What do you call a stoners wife. The cop looks at the driver and notices his eyes. In celebration of natures favorite psychoactive drug and the hilarious stoners who love it heres a list of some of the funniest weed-related jokes and memes from around the web.

They cased the joint first. 1 of 12 2 of 12. Because you have a yard I think logically that you would have a house Yes I do have a house.

He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood Thank you very much for the call sir The next day the FBI agents descend on Billy Bobs house. Marijuana Jokes Funny Jokes Redneck joke Hello is this the FBI Yes. Cannabis has been a long joked-about topic for.

Whats that The dean says Ill show you. Why did the pot head plant cheerios. They run out with the money.

What do you get when you eat marijuana. Jokes Up Cannabis Shop is your one-stop shop for affordable quality marijuana delivered right to your door. No officer its Hi How are you Q.

I am over 18 TIL Smoking cannabis and drinking codeine infused solutions causes temporary memory loss and identity confusion among young lyrical artists. BARK says the first stoner. What do you call a place where marijuana is legal but alcohol isnt.

Funny weed puns like these will leave you with a giggly happy high which is why these good weed puns are so much fun to share. Jack got high pulled down his fly and asked Jill Do ya wanna Jill said Yes Took off her dress and they had a little fun But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son So Ive got some buddies. What do you want Im calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith.

A high ground Youre ganja have a good time Now I know my CBDs Why is a roach clip called a roach clip. What do you call a pothead with two spliffs. Another Jack and Jill joke Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana.

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